no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
Wow kissing is so important! Ckeck this out for hot kissing facts and tips http://bit.ly/16RE1QP
I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,
That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese.
“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”
“I was born chinese”
“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”
adam and eve not adam and ling ling omg
Fucking hell.
I ONLY WANT THIS FOR THE COMMENTS
not Adam and Ling- Ling.
(Source: teruprince)
In my previous giveaway, i forgot to include this item, so i’ll do a separate giveaway for this one
SO THIS IS MY CANON 7D. I decided to give it away because I had won it in an auction and I already have a Canon so someone can have this one!
RULESS:
There aren’t many rules. To win this, all you have to do is reblog the image, LIKES DONT COUNT. THE OTHER RULE IS THAT YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME http://kellins-selfish-machines.tumblr.com/
If you don’t follow me, reblogging this is pointless. YOU HAVE UNTIL JULY 16TH.
Make sure youre following me for a chance to win http://kellins-selfish-machines.tumblr.com/
GOODLUCK
#its okay guys rory and amy did get to raise a kid #its the doctor
(Source: theirdream-is-myreality)
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
(Source: shadzu)
my mayday parade edit ♡
shout out to the 90% of my followers that dont like reblog or message me at all but still follow me for some reason
