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losmuertosnohablan:

zackisontumblr:

that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood

my life story

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xxhollywoodundeadxx:

youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie:

jcatgrl:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.

tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public

This is fucking awesome.

(Source: saramortis)

Posted 4 hours ago
a-big-furry-rat:

I want to see the distraught look on their faces. I would pay to see that.

a-big-furry-rat:

I want to see the distraught look on their faces. I would pay to see that.

(Source: daily-meme)

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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: buckyraccoon)

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sikhnesses:

Urban x Skate

sikhnesses:

Urban x Skate

Posted 8 hours ago

jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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(Source: jadelust)